Santa and I sat down for a frank little talk today. He confessed that his suit was too tight, his meds cost too much and he wasn't feeling all that jolly. He had no energy and ached all over. How in the world could he make his rounds this year? He worried about his "bowl full of jelly", afraid that he just might get stuck in someone's chimney Christmas Eve.
Poor Santa! I hated to see him so S.A.D.* so I whispered in his ear "Skip the cookies and eat carrots instead."
"HO, HO HO", he laughed with a twinkle in his eye!
So when that jolly old elf drops by your place very soon, give him a loving "kick in the pants". Leave him a bunch of carrots and a bowl full of peas for good measure. Then sit down with him and enjoy a plate of FROZEN CHOCOLATE BANANA BALLS (April 1, 2012 in the Blog Archive).
* S.A.D.=Standard American Diet responsible for the Obesity and Chronic Disease crisis.
HAVE A MERRY PLANT-BASED
HAVE A MERRY PLANT-BASED
CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR!
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